Don’t try to marry a prostitute.
Don’t try to have sex with a total stranger—not even with a condom. You’ll burn your fingers.
Don’t try to jump over a cliff—you’ll not only die, but you’ll also never know how you died.
Don’t try to kill—you’ll not only get a death sentence, but you’ll always see the face of your victim in your dreams and in real life.
Don’t try cocaine—you’ll never get out of it. More importantly, it will never get out of you.
Don’t try to curse your mother—you’ll die poor.
Don’t try to beat yourself up—it doesn’t change anything.
Don’t try to lend money to a drug addict.
Don’t try to run away from your wife or children.
Don’t try to start something you can’t finish.
Don’t try to blame yourself over past mistakes. It’s like driving along a highway while looking at the rear view mirror only.
Don’t try to re-marry an ex.
Don’t try to dig your own grave. You’ll certainly fall into it.
Don’t try to borrow money from a thief or swindler.
Don’t try to laugh while others are crying.
Don’t try to save a drowning man—unless you think twice and you’re sure you can swim while carrying a heavy load.
Don’t try to tell your best friend’s wife that she looks sexy—She’ll take it the wrong way.
Don’t try to fall in love with someone you don’t even know.
Don’t try to hide the truth from your children.
Don’t try to kiss a pet snake. I don’t have to tell you why.
